The Journey to Kairi’s Vag:
creepymadscientist:
skylightxroses:
hopu-esutohaimu:
Upon watching Belle load the supplies into the helicopter Hope immediately went to action and hurriedly made his way over to her, gently taking the boxes from her arms into his own. They were a little heavy but it was nothing he couldn’t handle.
“Here, let me help you with those.”
He noticed the large amounts of hand sanitizer and how it greatly outnumbered all of the other provisions. Turning to the older scientist, Hope raised an eyebrow.
“Er, is there any particular reason why we have to bring so much sanitizer? I-I mean, I can see the obvious reasons why, but…” His eyes slowly wandered over to Light, wondering what she was making of all of this.
Lightning released a breath in a huff. Were all these things really necessary? It couldn’t be that bad— nevermind. They were about to venture into a chicken addict’s vagina. Who knew what sort of creatures lived in there? Better be safe than sorry. The last thing she wanted was to come back home with a mutated limb growing at some random place on her body because they weren’t careful enough. Not that it mattered, she was tough. She was a soldier. A single chop with her gunblade would do. Pain? She was used to it.
She glanced at the others, clearly noticing they needed help. The former l’cie did offer her help and she always kept her word, so she proceeded to carry the boxes towards the helicopter. She furrowed her brows; this wasn’t a model she recognized. They didn’t seem technologically advanced… or they lacked the funds. Lightning was starting to doubt even more if her involvement was a good idea, after all. She had to remind herself that she couldn’t back down now. They hadn’t left yet and, well, her pride would simply now allow it.
After hearing Hope’s question, she turned to face him with folded arms over her chest. She wasn’t sure if he… understood all the details for this out of the ordinary mission. Especially the location. “We don’t know what we’re gonna find in there”, she merely replied. “Got your weapon?”
Even glared at Hope and said, “Hey don’t knock on my hand sanitizer pretty boy. Trust me once we get in there you’re going to want to bathe in this stuff for weeks. Plus it just smells really nice.” He loaded up the last of the boxes onto the helicopter and turned to face the others.
“Alright my unlikely band of comrades this is it. Your last chance to back out, there’s no turning back after this. Be ready to fight for your lives and when we find the lab just do me one small favor…STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY METH.” With that Even hopped into the helicopter and casually waited for the others to do the same.
So, this was it then? They were heading out once and for all into the depths of Kairi’s vagina. Belle couldn’t help but giggle at this odd scenario and really hoped they wouldn’t take it the wrong way.
“No one wants your meth, Even,” said the female with a small sigh at how overprotective her uncle was over his drugs. That definitely couldn’t be healthy, but she had given up on trying to get him to quit. There was no chance. Look at him. Willing to dive into an overweight teenage girl’s vagina in order to get his lab. And that vagina was not a friendly place. It was a treacherous place.
She watched as Even made his way into the helicopter. Realizing that it was time to be heading out, the brunette carefully lifted herself into the helicopter and decided to sit in the front of it with Even, deciding it was best for the others to be in the back where it was … slightly safer.
The Journey to Kairi’s Vag:
creepymadscientist:
Even ignored Hope and turned to Belle, “Just some simple things like water, food, perhaps some clothes for the children, and a lot of hand sanitizer. Lots and lots of hand sanitizer.” He sighed, “I’ve gathered most of what we needed into those boxes over there I just need help putting it in the helicopter.”
He motioned for Belle to follow him to where the boxes were. The quicker they packed up all the stuff the quicker they could start their mission. He just hoped nothing would go wrong or no one would do anything stupid while they searched for his lab and the children.
Bellle wondered if all of that sanitizer was practical or safe, and was it really that awful to the point where they needed it? But, then again, she had been in the place itself previously. It was how the children had ended up there. She let out a low sigh and gracefully walked over to the boxes. Did they honestly need this many?
She started to shove them in the helicopter, one by one. How would they even be able to sustain their appetite in order to eat as disgusting as it was in there, she couldn’t help but wonder. Holding the boxes was tiring and she silently hoped that the others would join in, but didn’t want to seem rude to the guests and ask.
WAIT SO I FINALLY HAVE SIBLINGS WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS
Because the siblings are inside of a bad, bad place.
honestly i’m slightly proud that we can seriously rp entering an overweight teen’s scary vagina via helicopter
The Journey to Kairi’s Vag:
creepymadscientist:
skylightxroses:
hopu-esutohaimu:
“Light?”
Hope’s eyes swept over his former companion and he felt his mouth go dry. His years of research, his years of searching…have they been leading up to this very moment? And of all the moments, they had to reunite on the most peculiar situation…
He nervously made his way over to her, careful not to stumble over his own boots. He was taller than her now. Awkward…sort of. He sheepishly rubbed the back of his head and gave her a small smile.
“It’s…been awhile.” He chuckled nervously. “W-well, I take it you know Even…and his niece, Belle. I guess you’re in on this rescue mission too, huh?” He glanced over to Even and the brunette and his eyes widened again when he figured out just exactly where they were going.
“W-wait…” He blinked rapidly, as if blinking would somehow correct what he just heard. “Where are going? Did you just say-” He shook his head, completely bewildered. Did the scientist just tell them they were going inside a teenage girl’s reproductive system?
“Okay, I’m not backing out of this because I agreed to help…but I’d like a few answers first. First of all…why are we going inside a…er…you know…” He fumbled with his gloved hands. He could see Lightning from the corner of his eye and that somehow made him even more nervous. “A-and secondly…how on Pulse did you end up losing a meth lab and a few children in there?”
Lightning blinked as she watched Hope approach her. Well, he surely wasn’t the kid she once knew, that she was certain of. Her gaze softened momentarily and her lips curled into a tiny smile. It wasn’t the place she had hoped for to meet up with him again, but after all these years, she couldn’t really complain. Better now and here than never at all.
“It has.” She shifted her weight and placed a gloved hand on her hip. Icy blue hues narrowed at the reminder of the mission and she exhaled softly, giving her friend a small nod. As much as the former l’cie wanted to, now wasn’t the time to catch up with everything. They could talk later. She wanted this adventure to be over with as soon as possible, so they could move on to other more important things.
She listened to the others, somewhat unsure about their plan. An helicopter? How in Etro’s name would that… she decided to shrug it off. As long as they would get there safely and take that meth lab and those children out, that’s all that mattered. If his plan would result into nothing but fruitless efforts, she would take the lead — whether they like it or not. It couldn’t be that different from those strange missions Amodar sent her on, right?
“When are we leaving?”
He slightly nodded at Belle and continued walking down the hall. He had to keep himself from gagging from this so called “reunion” between the commander and the pretty boy. Ugh, this isn’t what he needed to see right now. Even rolled his eyes and turned around to look at Hope.
“It’s a long story that’s better left unsaid. Let’s just say this is no ordinary teenage girl and definitely not your ordinary vaginal system. Trust me, once you go in there’s no telling what we’ll find.”
Even opened up the doors and pointed to the giant helicopter in the middle of the room. “This is how we will be getting inside the girl. I’ve remodeled it so it can sustain the harsh environment that is Kairi. We just need to pack up a few essentials and then we can leave.”
Belle couldn’t help but smile at the reunion between Hope and Lightning. It was obvious the two were very good friends and was happy that they had found each other, even though this was an extremely… odd circumstance for it to happen in. She knew Even wasn’t enjoying it of course. He wasn’t one for sentimental things. She held back a little giggle.
Yes, it was definitely a long story how her children and the …lab had ended up in that mess of a place. She didn’t even fully understand it herself. All she knew was, they had to go in. And soon. She stared at the helicopter, nervously wondering if it would fit their needs. Remembering her last time inside that place, it had very… harsh conditions. Not something one would expect from the insides of an overweight teenage girl.
“What kind of essentials do you need? I would be happy to gather them up for you,” she said earnestly.
The sooner Belle and the others did this, the sooner it would be over with once and for all. It wasn’t something she was looking forward to in the slightest but it had to be done.
The Journey to Kairi’s Vag:
creepymadscientist:
skylightxroses:
hopu-esutohaimu:
Hope had no idea what he was getting himself into. He had only just met this Even man, and he didn’t even know who his niece was but apparently she had a large part to play in this…rescue mission, if that’s what you wanted to call it.
He had just been wandering around FFTumblr town when he heard the man asking for help with something. Being the generous young man that he was (and maybe even just a little curious) Hope agreed to help without even asking what he needed help on. It was unlikely of him to do such a thing since he was the type to read into something before doing it, but even someone as calculated as Hope had his moments of recklesness.
He walked timidly over to the tall man, his eyes on his white laboratory coat. He said he was a scientist, just like him. He had to help out a fellow scientist, right? And helping people in general was just the right thing to do…
“I’m here.” He announced his arrival sheepishly, his eyes moving over to the young lady by Even’s side. Brown hair, heart-shaped face. Pretty, almost princess-like. He wondered where she was from.
“So, er…what exactly are we doing?”
Lightning knew the man vaguely from hearing a few things or two about him. She wasn’t entirely sure what pushed her to aid him seeing that she had her own share of problems to take care of. A part of her thought it was because of the promising meth lab that reminded her of her first days in FFTumblr Town. The other part was that she knew that Kairi’s vagina was definitely perilous grounds and it would merely pull her out of her usual routine that consisted of… well, nothing interesting.
Once arrived at Even’s home, she slowly pulled the door open as she made her entrance. ‘There’s no turning back now’, she thought as doubt slowly crept into her mind from the strange atmosphere that engulfed her as she made her way towards them. She saw the man clad of a white coat, just as she remembered him, a princess she had a few memories of and—
“Hope?”, she said, vivid surprise in her voice. He was the last person she expected to be dragged into this kind of mess. “What are you doing here?” She furrowed her brows in slight confusion, then again… it was also quite uncharacteristic of her to take part of this mission willingly.
She turned her attention to Even, her frown deepening. This journey would be long.
Even stared at them, rubbing his forehead slightly. This wasn’t what he expected when he asked around for help on this journey. He had hoped for a team more…well balanced? He sighed, there was no time to find more qualified people and these three were actually willing to go so might as well use them. He cleared his throat and decided to ignore the staring contest between Hope and Lightning. It was just plain creepy.
“As you all, well most of you, know this is a mission to rescue some very important things from the insides of a extremely gross monster, Kairi. This journey will be highly dangerous and whatnot. If you wish to back out now I suggest you do. However, if you’re willing to go through with this follow me to the helicopter.”
Even turned around and walked down the corridor that led to the room where the helicopter was. He was almost having doubts about this whole thing but he had to go through with it. He had to do it for his lab and his niece’s children…but mostly his lab.
Belle swept her eyes over the crowd of people that had now gathered in her uncle’s house, all here to aid him on his crazy quest. But, then again, it wasn’t entirely all his quest. It was for her children, as well. After being in the terrifying territory of Kairi’s reproductive system, could the kids really be okay? The thoughts worried her. Pulling herself out of the quiet, thoughtful state she was in, she brought her attention back to Even and the other people now here. There was Lightning, who she had met before on occasions, and Hope who she had only really heard about it. The brunette really couldn’t believe this was happening, that they were really going to dare this journey, and in a helicopter of all things.
She watched as Even announced heading to the helicopter and she almost had to stand there and persuade herself to follow him. Belle couldn’t deny that she was a bit afraid of the things to come. What could possibly be in the depths of the place they were now heading to?
“I’m in, Even!” she said, trying to sound cheerful, ignoring the slight repulsion she was feeling, knowing where they were heading. “Let’s go!”
The Journey to Kairi’s Vag:
creepymadscientist:
Even paced back and forth staring at the front door of the castle. He was anxiously waiting for the door to open and have his precious niece and the pretty boy scientist to arrive already. Today was the day, the day he would get back his precious lab back. Weeks before the greasy KFC monster known as Kairi had shoved his lab into her black hole of a vagina. How or why she did that no one really knows. All he knew was that he had to get it back.Besides his lab they were also searching for Belle’s children that had also somehow ended up inside of Kairi. Again, no one really knows why the redhead decided to have all these things shoved inside her.
He sighed and continued to stare at the door. He was tired of waiting. How long did it take one damn princess and a scientist to arrive? Even sighed again. There was no point in rushing this. After all there was no certainty that they would come back alive from this journey.
The brunette was in a hurry to arrive at her uncle’s house, after all, it was an urgent matter. They had to rescue her children and get Even’s god forsaken meth lab out of that… monster. Upon arriving, the helicopter already seemed ready to go, but she wasn’t just about to get in. Belle ran to the door as quickly as possible, and deciding they were in too much of a rush for manners, she pulled open the door.
Even was pacing back and forth, seeming obviously anxious and ready to go.
“Uncle, I’m here!” Belle declared in a delicate voice. But she realized that Hope wasn’t here. He was supposed to be going with them, right?
“Where is Hope? Is he on the way?” She figured they were going to wait for him, seeing as it would be rather rude to just leave without him. They were in this risky little adventure together.
